In the most atrocious incident yet in the ongoing string of freight train derailments getting more national media attention than they normally did before that one in East Palestine, Ohio in February became an opening salvo in a secret genocidal race war against rural white conservatives, hundreds of cases of perfectly good beer spilled out of a wrecked train and into the Clark Fork river near Quinns, Montana on Sunday morning, the Montana Free press reports.
It’s not clear what brand of beer it is, as the photos of the scene posted on Facebook by the Plains-Paradise Rural Fire District aren’t close enough to identify them. They’re probably Coors or Keystone Light, which are basically water anyway, but that still makes this a far greater tragedy than some lame, boring toxic industrial chemicals nobody cares about getting pointlessly wasted.