Tucker and Lemon hire the same lawyer

Unemployed TV heads Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon on Monday both hired media lawyer Bryan Freedman for their legal revenges against Fox News and CNN, respectively, the Daily Beast reports.

National Review editor in chief calls Haitians n-words on livestream

Matt Walsh bravely uses “humor” to mask deep inner trauma

Villager would’ve gotten away with DWI if he just paid his bar tab

Trump World says Harris not sincere in reaction to shooter

Milo Yiannopoulos is so back

Serial near-victim really kind of keeps asking for it

Springfield elementary schools evacuated over bomb threats, again

“Their rhetoric is causing me to be shot at”

MAGA Congressman says they’re holding a hearing on ABC debate

Mark Green’s daughter says DC GOP made him less Christian

Federal judge tosses Rudy’s defamation suit against Biden

Georgia doctors were too afraid of prison to save this woman’s life

Trump’s National Gourd gearing up for civil war

Kentucky GOP state senator drives ride-on mower into empty pool

Raskin plans ambitious agenda leading House Oversight

Was probably just a lucky guess, right?

Team Trump considering campaign stop in Springfield, Ohio

Oscars wins Emmy

Failed Trump assassin Ryan Routh a CIA asset: MAGA influencers

New York Post acts as if a judge had ordered them to stop

Another assassination attempt, another nonexistent poll bump

Readers getting frustrated with lack of available information, start fabricating stories without specific details

Foreigners compare gun-happy US with their peaceful nations

Global “cabal of psychopathic killers” foiled again: Infowars poster

Breitbart commenter susses out plan

MAGA Land gets that “fake news rhetoric” didn’t cause this, but…

Trump campaign reporting Tangerine Target “safe after gunshots”

Not up to nepo hire to decide what is and isn’t actually true

“Dishonest smear”

So why does he HATE her if it doesn’t matter?

Harris leads Trump again on handling economy: FT poll

Former president announces his antipathy toward popular singer

Jaydee whines that Dana Bash being too tough on him

Bellwether Iowa poll finds massive swing toward Harris

Orange Felon reverts to 2020 paranoia on mail-in ballots

Harris 51 – Trump 46 nationally: ABC News/Ipsos post-debate poll

“This is not who we are as a party”

Again, Trump goes on rant when asked direct question about policy

Washington child dragged underwater by (obviously Haitian) otter

WATCH LIVE: Tim Walz rallies voters in Wisconsin

Cop who tried to kill Comoros president gets Epsteined in jail cell

Right wing media touts Don Jr’s blatant racism as a good thing

Debate loser claims ABC News “now under investigation”

Harris 49 – Trump 45: Yahoo News/YouGov national poll

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCI

There hasn’t been a good smiting in quite awhile

Georgia’s Lt Guv won’t face charges for election conspiracy

State Department accuses RT of working for Kremlin

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies in Pennsylvania

Orange Felon semi-disowns Loomer