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The top ten most obscure MAGA Cinematic Universe villains

Over the years, the MAGA Cinematic Universe has done incredible work to create a deeply memorable roster of supervillains. Everyone with even a casual interest in MAGA action tales knows about Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Mueller, Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – just to name a few. But the MCU is also jam-packed with interesting, quirky, oddball or just downright lame villains that many people have never heard of before.

It takes a MAGA Cinematic Universe trivia master to be able to explain the significance of these members of fat former President Trump’s Rogue’s Gallery. Without googling them, can you remember why these individuals were important to MAGA conspiracy fanboys circa 2016 to 2020?

  1. Imran Awan
  2. Alexandra Chalupa
  3. Valeriy Chaly
  4. Nellie Ohr
  5. Sue Gordon
  6. Glenn Simpson
  7. Nancy Messonnier
  8. Sean Misko
  9. Dmitri Alperovitch
  10. Stephen Laycock

NOTE: Most of this article originally appeared on National Zero on December 20th, 2020. We’re not very big on recycling content, but this week’s release of the Durham Report makes for a special commemorative occasion to relive old memories of utterly banal and stupid Trump-era fandom.

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