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Trump team “bracing” for Jack Smith to drop the hammer soon

Sources tell the Wall Street Journal that Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith is all but finished obtaining evidence and testimony in his investigation into disgraced former President Trump’s theft of classified documents from the White House following his defeat to Joe Biden in the 2020 election and that the twice-impeached senior citizen’s sycophants and ballsuckers are “bracing” for Smith to unleash hell on their master right as he attempts to regain power.

“The Journal couldn’t determine whether Smith has decided whether to charge Trump, or if he has presented a recommendation on the matter to Attorney General Merrick Garland, who would ultimately make a final decision on any such charges,” the WSJ’s report says, which on its own really makes this sound like an any day now type thing. They also report that Trump’s allies are already brainstorming ways about how to fundraise off of an indictment, because no shit what else would they be doing since they know the fat fuck is guilty so why not sucker the rubes for a few bucks.

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