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Texas Attorney General Paxton seems to expect impeachment

“The liberal leadership of the Texas House has routinely killed conservative legislation including important bills which would help secure our border and protect the integrity of our elections. They have demonstrated nothing but contempt for the traditional values of conservative Texans.”

“It is not surprising that a committee appointed by liberal Speaker Dade Phelan would seek to disenfranchise Texas voters and sabotage my work as Attorney General. The false testimony of highly partisan Democrat lawyers with the goal of manipulating and misleading the public is reprehensible. Every allegation is easily disproved, and I look forward to continuing my fight for conservative Texas values,” says scumbag Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton in a statement.

Picasso-face Ken was responding to hours of hearings which painted him correctly as a degenerate criminal who has no business being in office – something which isn’t mutually exclusive with state House Speaker Dade Phelan being an alcoholic who shows up to work shitfaced. This was something Pax obviously only decided was a problem after his fellow Republicans decided having taxpayers foot the bill for a $3.3 million settlement with former attorney general’s office employees fired for blowing the whistle on Pax was a problem, but whatever. Impeach the sick asshole now.

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