At 4:30 PM EDT US Coast Guard Rear Admiral John Mauger will provide an update on the search for the missing submersible owned by OceanGate Expeditions that ceased contact during a planned excursion to the Titanic. According to a statement from the Coast Guard, and not from the fucking company that took $250,000 each from the three passengers on board, the vessel actually went missing on Sunday morning, an hour and 45 minutes into its planned dive. Among the passengers was British billionaire Hamish Harding, who last year went to space on Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin spacecraft, has visited both the North and South Poles, and done other rich guy stuff.