Despite being founded by a millennial, National Zero isn’t really into covering the avocado toast-SoulCycle-NFT-blockchain-whatever bullshit. Mostly because of stereotypical millennials like the woman above, Heather Morgan aka “Razzlekhan,” a white female rapper and “fintech” entrepreneur who just… Like this isn’t satire, she was by all accounts taking herself seriously as an artist.
But the story has a happy ending as Morgan and her husband, Ilya “Dutch” Liechtenstein, on Thursday pleaded guilty to hacking into a bitcoin depository and stealing $4.5 billion of the digital pretend money that their particularly odious subspecies of millennial douchebags love so much.