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Bored loser exits big showdown early

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Michigan’s Benson says eff that to Trump voting order

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Assclown brings his circus to Los Supremos

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Wolf bites German woman in IKEA parking lot

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Master statesman uses colloquialisms to connect with commoners

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UAE aims to deploy force to retake Hormuz

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Fox News reports dumpy weirdo to intrude upon adult conversation

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Surprise! Hegseth unsuspends crews in Kid Rock flyby

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CNN poll: Trump economic approval sets new record

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WATCH LIVE: Dumpy Old Slob signs fake SAVE executive order, lol

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Sick freak MAGA pedophile sentenced to four years in prison

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“That’s too bad, but I just know nothing about it”: Trump on Noem

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Orange Cinderella screams as evil law wizard disappears ballroom

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Benny Johnson intrigued by Matt Gaetz’s thrilling tale of human copulation with aliens held in captivity on shadowy military bases

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Judge blocks Trump’s stupid White House ballroom construction

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US Army suspends Apache crews for Kid Rock mansion flyby video

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New York Post reports Kristi “devastated,” her family “blindsided”

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Fired FBI agents sue K$H and Bondi

1 day ago

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Central “Gulf of America” hit with 3.9 magnitude quake: USGS seismologist in fear of getting fired for irreparable thoughtcrime

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Well guess this explains why Kristi and Corey make it so obvious

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IRGC threatens US tech companies’ facilities in Middle East

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“There’s no real threat”

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Dr Feelgood says Iran worth the sacrifice of GOP seats in midterms

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King Charles RSVPs for Trump invite

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New “Cicada” COVID could lead to serious disappointment for cats

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WATCH LIVE: Pete Boozebreath drags himself to podium

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Orange Warlord demands UK, Europe clean up his mess for him

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Bondi DOJ closed over 23,000 investigations in first half of 2025

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AFP pulled “unflattering” pic of Karoline after she expressed anger

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Breaking: Comer often claims a lot of shit that isn’t actually true

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Trump now telling aides to end war, leave Hormuz closed: WSJ

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Gas passes $4/gallon mark nationally for first time since 2022

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Substandard construction practices envisioned by AI

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Iranians kaboom Kuwaiti oil tanker off Dubai

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Wait for Subway to become next MAGA boycott target

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Newsmax makes it sound way more normal and bureaucratic

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Capitol rioters file excessive force lawsuit against USCP, DCMPD

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Deer hunt a bust

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WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s kross to bear

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Central African Republic President sworn in for third term

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Greg Bovino censored by Trump Regime

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Top federal law enforcement officials absolutely crushing it on Twitter

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Florida GOP demands local Dem chair removed after No Kings fight

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New corroboration surfaces in Jane Doe 4’s Trump-Epstein story

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Air Canada CEO to retire for not knowing any French

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You’d think the plan would be a little more oblique than this headline

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West Texas Intermediate crosses the $100 mark, you wretches

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Childless septuagenarian bachelor spotted at Disney World

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Freedom Caucasian switches up 1980s kid juvenile fantasy

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Calling the Supreme Court “STUPID” could help ensure win

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