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Ronny Jackson threatened to beat up Texas cop: report

Deranged substance abuser MAGA Congressman Ronny Jackson threatened to assault a state trooper as he was briefly detained during an altercation late last month outside of a rodeo show where he attempted to intervene in some sort of medical emergency, the Texas Tribune reports.

“I’m going to beat that mother fuckers’ ass!” Jackson screamed while pointing at a Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper as a Carson County Sheriff’s deputy pushed Jackson back from the crowd as a teenage girl had a seizure. Jackson was cuffed and led away from the scene, after which he demanded that Carson County Sheriff Tam Terry call him. Terry did, only to be warned that Jackson would “bury [Terry] in the next election,” if he didn’t fire the deputies involved.

“Congressman Jackson was not drinking and was prevented from giving medical care in a potentially life-threatening situation due to overly aggressive and incompetent actions by the local authorities present at the time of the incident,” said a Jackson spokeswoman in a statement, who had to start it off by emphasizing that the notoriously intemperate Republican was not drinking at the time.

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