Exiting the court after the first day of the $250 million civil trial brought by New York Attorney General Leticia James against his corrupt business empire on Monday, fat former President Trump complained that it’s “very unfair” that he’s stuck with a bench trial. The problem with that is, as it’s been reported extensively, that his lawyers didn’t request one. This was confirmed by Judge Arthur Engoron, who said specifically that “nobody asked for” a jury to be seated, so he didn’t seat one.