In a statement that starts off saying “There was no better friend or ally of Israel than President Donald J Trump. Under my leadership, the United States stood in complete solidarity with Israel,” and then just diverts into his own overrated “peace deals” and lies about the stolen election and Joe Biden, the fat bastard does absolutely nothing that comes anywhere close to what might reasonably be considered an “apology” or “damage control” or even an excuse for his ongoing meltdown over Israel and its dictator Benjamin Netanyahu after the country suffered a horrific terrorist attack and retaliatory strikes that left at least 1,200 Israelis and 1,300 Palestinians dead.
We’re not going to print the whole thing, but we can say that Trump did not really make it worse for himself, we guess. He definitely got pushed into doing this by his aides and then watered it down.