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Tom Emmer Speakership bid probably already doomed

Despite having already secured the endorsement of former Speaker Kevin McCarthy, House Majority Whip Tom Emmer is almost certainly already fucked in his bid to replace the cowardly California cuck, as Politico reports the Orange God Emperor is opposed because Emmer is not loyal enough, did not object to certifying the 2020 election (though he did sign on to Ken Paxton’s stupid lawsuit in December 2020), has not “forcefully defended him against the indictments [Trump] is facing,” and, in Emmer’s role last year as head of the NRCC, advised candidates to distance themselves from the fat orange fuck… even though that worked in a enough districts to help them win a slim majority.

Also Tucker Carlson has a serious vendetta against Emmer for having once pointed out that former rival for the House whip Jim Banks had hired Carlson’s son Buckley as a communications aide.

Already on Saturday the Gateway Pundit is reporting “You Just Can’t Make This Up: GOP House Members Are Likely to Elect Former Soros Group Spokesman as Speaker of the House – Who Wanted to End Electoral College – AND There’s Video!” which should tell you all you need to know about how this is going to go for Emmer… if he even wins the Republican conference vote.

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