Mike Pence won't hang around presidential campaign any longer

Falling behind in the polls and the fundraising race, insurrection target Mike Pence has announced the suspension (read: end) of his 2024 presidential campaign, which is probably for the best given only himself and Mother were certain to vote for him.

Remote island off Antarctica in path of trillion-ton iceberg

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Trump pulls security detail from Mike Pompeo, former top aide

Gasoline costs 3 cents more per gallon than it did a week ago

Ketamine Brain grateful for some Jew cred to back him up here

Nashville school shooter was influenced by Candace Owens

Fox News reports new Papist plot to undermine US sovereignty

“Episode 5 started with small spatter fountains”

Mississippi Dem intros “Life Begins at Erection” Act

Border Patrol ordered to summarily deport asylum claimants

“A country that lives in forest”

Orange Antichrist names zealot to lead US media agency

New fire threatens jail in Los Angeles County

Fired House Intel Chair worried replacement will be too focused on “Deep State” circlejerks rather than actual threats to America

Nancy Mace eyeing gubernatorial run

House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

Floridians warned not to eat snow

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

Why do we need more details?

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

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Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

National security means arresting kids at school

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

Nikki Haley denaturalized

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Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”