A new University of North Florida survey of the Republican electorate in the Sunshine and bath salts state finds good news and bad news for “Walmart Melania” Florida First Lady Casey DeSantis. The bad news is it’s now even less likely she’ll be the real First Lady anytime soon as the Orange God Emperor leads her heels-wearing husband Ron 60 to 21 percent in the state’s 2024 GOP presidential primary in the full field. Even in a Don vs Ron head-to-head it’s Trump 59 – DeSantis 29.
The good, if way too early, news is that she commands the field of potential 2026 Republican gubernatorial nominees at 22 percent of support, more than twice that of two high profile MAGA Congressmen, credibly suspected statutory rapist Matt Gaetz and convicted felon Byron Donalds, who tied for second at 9 percent. Dipshit Attorney General Ashley Moody came in third at 6 percent.
The survey also found 16 percent of respondents saying Trump “went so far that he threatened American democracy” to 71 percent saying the fat fuck “was just exercising his right to contest the election” on the question of “What comes closer to your view about Donald Trump’s actions after the 2020 election?” That’s not nothing, even if most of those respondents will probably ultimately end up voting for Trump in the general election anyway because muh economy or whatever.