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Orange God Emperor worried Supreme Court will fuck him

Disgraced former President Trump has been telling his minions he’s worried that the US Supreme Court is worried about being perceived as “political” and will sidestep any means of overturning the decisions removing him from the ballot in Colorado and Maine, the New York Times reports.

Per the Times, Team Orange are expected to file their challenge Tuesday, three years exactly after the fat fuck called Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger demanding he “find 11,780 votes.”

In somewhat related news, Trump early Saturday posted on Truth Social just about the stupidest conspiracy theory possible, and that’s saying something. “It’s becoming more and more obvious to me why the ‘Crazed’ Democrats are allowing millions and millions of totally unvetted migrants into our once great Country. IT’S SO THEY CAN VOTE, VOTE, VOTE. They are signing them up at a rapid pace, without even knowing who the hell they are. It all makes sense now. Republicans better wake up and do something, before it is too late. Are you listening Mitch McConnell?” Trump wrote. In what fucking universe is your average Guatemalan migrant farm worker going to be risking prosecution and deportation by registering themselves to vote and then showing up and casting a ballot?

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