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Trump’s try for an all-caps post marred by stray lowercase “a”

“I DID NOTHING WRONG, MY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS ARE GREAT, AND VERY CONSERVATIVE, THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE HIGHLY POLITICAL AND TOTALLY CORRUPT NEW YORK STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL SAYS. SHE RAN FOR OFFICE ON, ‘I WILL GET TRUMP,’ SHE & THE JUDGE FRAUDULENTLY VALUED MAR-a-LAGO IN PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, AT $18,000,000, BECAUSE IT SET THEIR FAKE NARRATIVE, WHEN IT IS WORTH 50 TO 100 TIMES THAT AMOUNT.”

“THEY NEVER USED THE ‘NYS STATUTE’ FOR THIS BEFORE, I WAS NOT ALLOWED A JURY, THERE WAS NO VICTIM, NO DEFAULT, NO DAMAGES, NO ‘NOTHING,’ ONLY A VERY HAPPY BANK THAT GOT ALL OF ITS MONEY BACK, WITH BIG PROFITS. THE HIGHLY RESPECTED EXPERT WITNESS SAID IT WAS THE BEST FINANCIAL STATEMENT HE HAD EVER SEEN. THIS CASE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BROUGHT, SHOULD BE IN THE COMMERCIAL DIVISION (THE RIGGED JUDGE WOULD NOT LET GO OF IT!), AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN GAGGED. NOW THE CORRUPT AG WANTS $370,000,000 AS BUSINESSES FLEE NEW YORK. THEY SHOULD PAY ME. THIS IS PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT – A DOJ WITCH HUNT!” writes disgraced former President Trump, reacting no doubt to New York State Attorney General Letitia James’s motion asking for Judge Arthur Engoron to ding the fat fuck for $370 million and a lifetime ban from running any real estate business.

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