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“Just finished a very productive Federal Appeals Court Hearing”

Disgraced former President Trump declared victory over the forces of woke Marxism and socialism on Tuesday, writing on Truth Social he had “Just finished a very productive Federal Appeals Court Hearing, in Washington, DC, on whether or not a President should have Immunity. The answer is YES! Deranged Jack Smith was in attendance as the other side conceded two very important points, either of which would give the critical Immunity argument to us. If for any reason it were held that a President doesn’t have Immunity, then Crooked Joe Biden, after he leaves Office, could be charged for the horrible and dangerous job he is doing on the Southern Border, the Afghanistan Disaster with all of its Death, Destruction, and ‘Surrender,’ or his quid pro quo on Ukraine” and blah blah blah, then continuing with “No Immunity for a President would make it very difficult for him or her to do the job of protecting our Country. A current President would always be thinking, with every move made, whether or not there would be a Criminal Prosecution after leaving Office!”

It’s almost like Trump, who was in the room, didn’t even listen, at all, to what Jack Smith’s appellate guy, James Pearce, told the judges and instead looked at porn on his phone. Pearce said quite specifically that the bar for prosecuting a president for anything that can be reasonably judged as an “official act” is extremely high and that the remedy for that is supposed to be political. He did agree that a president is entitled to criminal immunity in those circumstances. Maybe Trump just zoned out during the parts where the jurists questioned Pearce on the actual merits. There wasn’t a lot of it, so it’s understandable that Donald might’ve missed it while wondering if magnets work in outer space.

Trump also posted some shit complaining about actor Mark Ruffalo tweeting an “AI” pic of Donald on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane. “This is what the Democrats do to their Republican Opponent, who is leading them, by a lot, in the Polls. This is AI, and it is very dangerous for our Country! Also, I was never on Epstein’s Plane, or at his ‘stupid’ Island. Strong Laws ought to be developed against AI. It will be a big and very dangerous problem in the future!” he wrote, trying to distance himself from Epstein.

Trump took his then 11 year-old son Eric with him on Epstein’s plane in 1995.

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