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Judge threatens to toss Melania’s understudy in jail

The final day of fat former President Trump’s trial in the federal defamation lawsuit brought by rape victim writer EJ Carroll got off to the usual start on Friday as Manhattan federal Judge Lewis Kaplan threatened to jail Melania Trump understudy/idiot lawyer Alina Habba for not shutting up during a dispute over some evidence being introduced for closing arguments, Inner City Press reports.

“Sit down. You are on the verge of spending some time in the lock up,” Kaplan told Habba after she tried to complain over slides of some tweets. Kaplan then called the jury in for the closing. Just as Carroll’s lawyer Roberta Kaplan (no relation) began speaking to the jury, telling them the Orange Rapist “has tried to normalize this conduct. Normally, when people lose in court, they change their behavior,” the fat bastard got up from the defense table and walked out of the courtroom, likely knowing full well he’d be unable to control himself if he listened to her any further. “The record will reflect that Mr Trump just rose and left the courtroom,” Judge Kaplan said before Roberta continued.

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