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Feds seek warrant for COVID hair salon Karen-turned-Capitol rioter

The Southern California Karen already MAGA famous for defying COVID lockdowns and keeping her salon open by the time she entered the Capitol during the January 6th, 2021 insurrection might be facing arrest again as DC federal prosecutors on Monday asked a judge to issue a warrant for the asshole after she repeatedly violated multiple pretrial release conditions with social media posts and traveling to the “J6 Block Party” outside the jailhouse where many of the “hostages” are being held.

The filing’s pretty good, including a shit ton of screenshots and passages like The filing’s pretty good, including a shit ton of screenshots and passages like “There is open-source information to corroborate this conduct, which violates the Court’s conditions that Bisignano have ‘[n]o access to social media,’ and ‘[n]o communications with anyone who was at the event on January 6, 2021.’ Minute Order of May 4, 2023 (reiterating that Bisignano ‘is prohibited from accessing social media for any purpose’). On January 20, 2024, Bisignano joined, through the phone of another individual, a Twitter space ‘J6 Support American Patriot Relief we have a j6 er Dire Need.’ Bisignano spoke to the assembled group of approximately 2,400 attendees. Bisignano introduced herself: ‘Hey guys, so, it’s Gina Bisignano, I’m the one by the window.’ She continued, ‘When I went to the Capitol, we went there not knowing any – there was going to be a riot, or anything like that. That had been my third rally. And they let us all in, and when we went in, then we were violently attacked.’ Bisignano continued, ‘Nobody knows that we were all allowed in, and we got in and that’s when the stormtroopers opened the doors and started beating everybody up.'”

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