Fox News reports on dangers of foreign trouser snakes

New York man who smuggled pythons into the US by hiding them in his pants sentenced to probation, fined $5k https://t.co/i8T7BuDCKw

— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 15, 2024

Harris 48 – Trump 47 in Nevada: Emerson College poll

Philippine Muslim rebel group members not really getting along

Mark Cuban is like the left’s Tony Hinchcliffe if you’re really fucking stupid and didn’t know how to respond to a surge of women voters

Biden White House altered transcript to add apostrophe: AP

Harris leads across Blue Wall: Marist/NPR/PBS polls

Botswana Dems in disarray

Orange Garbage says put Liz Cheney in front of a firing squad

Michael Wolff says Jeffrey Epstein showed him pics of Trump with topless young girls sitting on his lap at Casa de Epstein in the 1990s

Foreshadowing Trump case, Fani Willis wins rapper’s RICO case

Washington Examiner reports MAGA freaking out over male turnout

Mike Johnson says this election will be different, doesn’t say how

Harris 48 – Trump 47 in North Carolina: CNN poll

Former president misstates key part of his legislative record

Bill Hemmer TOTALLY OWNS Jessica Tarlov

Cardi B joining Harris at Friday Milwaukee rally

Orange Ayatollah declares victory over cheaters

The Creature from The Orange Lagoon

Musk fucks off from court hearing

Finance bro says market patterns indicate Harris win

Byron Donalds works with what he’s got

Halloween candy bars should remain fun-sized: The Atlantic

Ketamine Brain trying to move Philly case to federal court

John Solomon reports Dems refusing to unilaterally disarm

Cornel West petitions Supreme Court to force Pennsylvania polling precincts to post signs advertising him as a write-in option

Harris leads in Michigan and Pennsylvania: UMass Lowell polls

Fox News prints Whitmer op-ed boosting Harris

“That’s the same thing as having an affair”

Extremist Wisconsin MAGA Congressman says he’s no extremist

Judge orders Musk to show up in court – at Philly City Hall

The “Your Vote Is Secret” campaign will tilt the election

Hannity beams over his Orange Jesus nearly faceplanting on truck

Pennsylvania ABC affiliate runs test graphic showing Harris win

MAGA terrorist gets seven years for power station attack plot

“Free Gaza” written on firebombs dropped in ballot boxes

WATCH LIVE: Biden Fright House Halloween Spooktacular!

Multiple dead at scene of Cape Cod cemetery hit-and-run crash

“The first step in removing a bat from your home is to stay calm”

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harrisburg rally

Philly DA asks more secure location for hearing in case against Ketamine Brain, cites antisemitic death threats from fanboys

Rapper Nicky Jam undorses Trump

Megyn Kelly, Charlie Kirk whine about wives secretly voting Harris

Foreign student from China confesses to voting in Michigan

Dems mass texting Blue Wall Latinos with Hinchcliffe jokes

Orange Loser cancels Penn-OSU appearance

Quick study in contrasts

Harris 46 – Trump 44 in Wisconsin: Marquette poll

Team Orange suing Bucks County, Pennsylvania

McCaul concerned 25 year-old Tim Walz was comprised by China

Harris leads in Wisconsin and Michigan: CNN polls

Orange Shitbrain claims he’ll stop IDF from bombing Lebanon