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Jonathan Turley “defends” really stupid column

“The usual suspects are gathering around a ‘readers added context’ that suggests that I was arguing in today’s column that the Bidens are genetically prone to crime in discussing Biden’s great-great-grandfather’s conviction for attempted murder. It takes an utter lack of sense of humor to interpret the reference to natural selection as a literal argument of a genetic preposition toward crime. However, humor like reason are strangers in an age of rage. The column was obviously drawing ironic, not genetic, comparisons to the current allegations. In anticipation of the next spin, I also referred to the ‘scripture’ of the Bidens but I was not suggesting that they are divine or prophets. Moreover, I do not believe that there is a genetic loss of humor. The faux outrage is merely adaptive behavior in this political ecosystem,” tweeted dipshit conservative commentator Jonathan Turley on Sunday after being widely mocked over a column that claimed Joe Biden was – well he already explained it, but obviously he wasn’t joking if it took him more than 24 hours to act like it was a joke.

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