“The Very Strict Rules and Regulations of the Department of Injustice STATE CLEARLY that you can’t prosecute a Political Opponent, or anyone, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS/HER CAMPAIGN. Why didn’t they bring these FAKE Charges THREE YEARS AGO? That would have solved all of their problems. (The answer is that they AIMED for the various trials to come up during my campaign for President, 2024!). This includes DOJ subservient ‘subsidiaries’ like local DA and AG Offices. In other words, all of these FAKE POLITICAL PROSECUTIONS (PERSECUTIONS!) OF CROOKED JOE BIDEN’S POLITICAL OPPONENT MUST BE IMMEDIATELY HALTED!” posted fat former President Trump early Monday, getting a head start on an unproductive day of complaining after having slept like, at most, four and half hours going by the timestamps of the prior posts on his Truth Social feed.

The “they AIMED for the various trials to come up during my campaign for President” is especially rich given that he did almost literally everything possible to delay these cases, going all the way to the Supreme Court repeatedly, dragged out the Carroll case for nearly five years, the Trump Organization case for nearly six years, fucking sued the government after the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago and slowed down that investigation for like five months, and is currently blocking the DC coup conspiracy case from going to trial right now, and on and on. So really it’s his fault that he’s facing this shitstorm during an election year. Much of it could’ve been over with already.

“AMERICAN’S FOR NO PROSPERITY HAVE JUST STATED THAT HALEY HAS NO CHANCE TO WIN, AND THEY WILL STOP FUNDING HER CAMPAIGN, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY!” Trump wrote in the next post. Lol at the grocer’s apostrophe in “AMERICAN’S.”