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Hunter pledges to work hard to stay sober during 2024 campaign

Stressing the importance of staying on the wagon during this election year in which the MAGA circlejerkers would thrill to him tumbling off, professional-ish artist Hunter Biden tells Axios he’s going to do his damndest to avoid fiend intemperance during a stressful period.

“Most importantly, you have to believe that you’re worth the work, or you’ll never be able to get sober. But I often do think of the profound consequences of failure here. Maybe it’s the ultimate test for a recovering addict – I don’t know. I have always been in awe of people who have stayed clean and sober through tragedies and obstacles few people ever face. They are my heroes, my inspiration,” said Hunter, not really naming these people, but whatever. “I have something much bigger than even myself at stake. We are in the middle of a fight for the future of democracy,” he added, hinting that a bad relapse could affect his father’s morale and focus on the task at hand.

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