During closed-door testimony Thursday, prolific tweeter but ineffective legislator Ohio Republican Congressman Jim Jordan tried to corner Hunter Biden with a Columbo-like “I’ve got one final question” at the end of a round.  Jordan demanded to know what the reference to “the Big Guy” was in a memo written by Joe Biden’s uncle about a proposed business deal, but Hunter brought the receipts.

I think that it was pie in the sky. Like Joe Biden’s out of the office. Maybe we’ll be able to get him involved. Remember, again, is that Joe Biden, for first time in 48 years, is not an elected official and is not seeking office.

And so James is probably, like, wow, wouldn’t be great if a former Vice President could be in our business together? And I say you’re out of your mind. My dad knows less about doing cross-border blah, blah, blah, than he does about — I mean, it’s just ridiculous. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

And so I shut it down, and the evidence of me shutting it down is the actual things you have as evidence. Remember that. The agreement, the executed agreement, the executed agreement to create a company that was never operated, that’s what happened. That’s the evidence you have. You have the evidence of the executed agreement between Hudson West Three, me, and Mr. Ye. You have that. Nothing to do with my dad, zero.

But perhaps the best interchange happened when Florida Man Matt Gaetz, who himself has been implicated in drug-fueled sex parties, but with underage prostitutes he allegedly paid using Venmo, questioned Hunter about drug use: