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Orange Defendant’s campaign sends email claiming “I STORMED OUT OF COURT!” two minutes before he actually “stormed out”

“I’ve been threatened with JAIL! I’ve been silenced and GAGGED! I was told to sit down and SHUT UP – but I will NEVER SURRENDER! I stormed out of the courtroom because I’m DONE with the election interference. Joe Biden & the LIARS in the media can spread LIES LIES LIES – all while I’m stuck in court and GAGGED! Biden’s tyrannical regime needs to get the message – right here, right now – that we won’t be bullied into silence! So before I get out of court, I’m calling on ONE MILLION Trump-Loving patriots to chip in and say, STOP THE WITCH HUNT AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP! I’m counting on you to set the example, PLEASE. If you SPEAK OUT against these relentless attacks, the rest of the MAGA MOVEMENT will certainly follow. I’ve never needed you more. Please, do what you can to help SAVE AMERICA,” writes one of the slob’s lackeys in another stupid fundraising email.

He was definitely angry when he left… two minutes after the email was sent out. Note the difference timestamps on the screenshot above (5 PM EDT) and when he actually left the courtroom below:

So yeah, we suppose Trump did “storm out.” But to make it sound like he defiantly left before Judge Merchan adjourned proceedings for the day is pretty cunty. He would 100 percent have been arrested on the spot if he had gotten up and exited the courtroom without permission.

To suggest otherwise is something he can only get away with among his dipshit fanbase.

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