Categories
Uncategorized

Orange Maniac claims Biden afraid of having RFK Jr on debate stage, then agrees that Brainworms hasn’t qualified to join

"Crooked Joe Biden does not want RFK Jr in the debates because Junior' is far left him and they would be debating over the same territory, like ridiculous Open Borders and the Green New Scam, both of which are killing our Country. He's also sharper and far more intelligent than Joe, all making for a bad combination of ingredients. I don't care if Junios' joins the Debate, but right now his polling numbers are very low, he is not properly qualified in the States, and he seems to be on a downward path. Junior' needs more than his name to get on the 'stage!'" posted fat former President Trump on Thursday morning, obviously still unsure if Junior is an asset or a liability to his campaign.

Having Bobby Junior on the stage would probably actually be a net plus for Biden, allowing him to look normal in contrast to the two conspiracy theory-obsessed shitbrains and expose him to the low-info dumbass voters who think the name "Kennedy" automatically equals competency and charisma. The second half of Trump's little schizo episode above is the one that's better for him.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

JP Morgan says a whole bunch of Wall Street stuff that sounds bad

6 minutes ago

Senate passes anti-tariff resolution

1 hour ago

Dow, S&P, Nasdaq futures drop like Harris Faulkner’s estrogen

2 hours ago

Heard and McDonald Islands hit with 10 percent tariff on exports

2 hours ago

Recession president endorses GOP plan to hurry before recession

3 hours ago

New Nintendo Switch 2 announced just in time for tariffs

3 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Liberation Day is finally here!

5 hours ago

Florida 7-Eleven cashier wins argument with angry customer

5 hours ago

Condemned Arkansas inmate escapes from death row

5 hours ago

Waltz ran at least 20 Signal chats on major global crises

6 hours ago

New Hampshire Dem Chris Pappas likely launching Senate bid

7 hours ago

Cybertruck incel drove onto UW-Madison plaza before polls closed

7 hours ago

MAGA dumbasses spared death penalty in Congo coup attempt

8 hours ago

Massive tornado outbreak forecast for the heart of MAGAmerica

8 hours ago

Donalds tells CNN anchor the tariff thing could go really well

9 hours ago

Orange God Emperor tells minions Ketamine Brain will soon depart

9 hours ago

New York car wash’s “Passover Special” was charging Jews triple

9 hours ago

Picasso Face 53 – Cornhole 28 in Texas GOP Senate primary poll

10 hours ago

Orange Overlord moves toward dumping $2 billion in TMTG stock

10 hours ago

Yay! We’re making t-shirts! Get used to it!

11 hours ago

Judge tosses case against Eric Adams with prejudice

11 hours ago

Tesla sales drop 13 percent in first quarter

11 hours ago

“Trump Tariff Plans Still in Limbo Ahead of Rose Garden Event”

12 hours ago

Democrats may have won, but they actually lost their values: Turley

13 hours ago

Cool teenagers arrested for starting South Carolina blaze with cigs

13 hours ago

Florida GOP moving on bill requiring voters to prove citizenship

14 hours ago

Man who pissed away $25 million has thoughts

14 hours ago

Happy “Liberation Day” to all who celebrate

15 hours ago

“The results are what they are, off-year race, predictive of nothing”

21 hours ago

Western civilization ends as liberal Sue Crawford wins in Wisconsin

23 hours ago

MAGA Reich “studying” costs of conquering Greenland: report

24 hours ago

Jimmy Patronis wins FL-1 special

1 day ago

Randy Fine wins FL-6 special

1 day ago

Cory Booker minutes away from breaking speech-a-thon record

1 day ago

QAdulteress not denying Senate plans

1 day ago

Schiff to hold up Ed Martin’s nomination to DC US Attorney

1 day ago

Elon Musk’s drug problem considerably more serious than thought as billionaire apparently addled enough to find Greg Gutfeld funny

1 day ago

Judge rules Khalil petition will stay in New Jersey

1 day ago

Orange Muppet declares war on Sesame Street

1 day ago

High school dropout confuses JFK conspiracy theorists

1 day ago

Waltz used personal Gmail for government business

1 day ago

Atlanta Fed’s latest GDP forecast now even more Venezuelan

1 day ago

House GOP sends everyone home for the rest of the week

1 day ago

NASA “awards” contract to SpaceX

1 day ago

Higher prices are patriotic

1 day ago

Germany hit with wave of murders turning out to be sex dolls

1 day ago

Controller arrested after fistfight inside Reagan National tower

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: More Karoline Karnage at the White House

1 day ago

Team Orange amped for Lutnick’s downfall after tariff shitshow

1 day ago

Bondi commands prosecutors to get Luigi Mangione executed

1 day ago

x
x
x
x
x
x