New Nintendo Switch 2 announced just in time for tariffs

Nintendo unveiled their hotly-anticipated new hybrid home/travel gaming console the Switch 2 on Wednesday, setting an MSRP price of $449.99 on its debut June 5th, just hours before convicted felon President Trump announced 34 percent tariffs on Chinese-manufactured goods puts the price at $603 and thus probably closer to $900 after you get though all the fucking scalpers. So you’re basically taking a piranha plant up the ass just to play the latest Super Mario games.

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