“Today, the Trump campaign announced a record shattering small dollar fundraising haul following the sham Biden Trial verdict totaling $34.8 million nearly double the biggest day ever recorded for the Trump campaign on the WinRed platform. Crooked Joe Biden and the Democrats with their election interference political witch hunt have awakened the MAGA movement like never before.”

“From just minutes after the sham trial verdict was announced, our digital fundraising system was overwhelmed with support, and despite temporary delays online because of the amount of traffic, President Trump raised $34.8 million dollars from small dollar donors. Not only was the amount historic, but 29.7 percent of yesterday’s donor’s were brand new donors to the WinRed platform.”

“President Trump and our campaign are immensely grateful from this outpouring of support from patriots across our country. President Trump is fighting to save our nation and November 5th is the day Americans will deliver the real verdict” say Trump campaign reichsleiters Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles in a statement on a new windfall to help pay for New York State appellate lawyers.

And yeah, the $34 million sounds fishy given that it’s obviously $1 million for every count the fat fuck was convicted of, but their site crashed from the traffic and all the big time MAGA influencers were posting pics of their contributions. So it’s probably true. We would however love to get an email from the alternate universe in which Donald was acquitted. That campaign definitely raised more, lol.