Tiffany Trump's appearance at an LGBTQ event could've gone better

Tiffany Trump, the younger, less-favored daughter of Donald Trump and the only child of Trump’s second wife, Marla Maples, made a fabulously awkward appearance at an LGBTQ for Trump event in Tampa, Florida that attracted a score of people.

https://youtu.be/sjKmOmrXvZM

Bouncing onto the stage, Tiffany tried to make the case that both she and her father support the “LGBQIA+ community” (somehow missing the “T”), even pulling out the “some of my best friends are gay” line.

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