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MAGA Land apparently believes Trump’s claim he won’t run in 2028

“If he loses there won’t be another election” – The top comment on The Gateway Pundit article “THE LAST DANCE: President Trump Rules Out Another Run for President if He ‘Loses’ This Year.”

In an interview aired Sunday, the fat bastard told right wing scumbag Sharyl Atkisson “No, I don’t. I think that that will be, that will be it. I don’t see that at all,” in response to a question about whether he would run again in 2028. The only reason we actually (sort of) believe him is simple entropy. At 78 he’s doing a third of the campaign rallies he did in 2016 when he was a relatively spry 70, with even his campaign staff telling Axios his age is part of the reason why. “He’s older, and more inclined to spend his time at Mar-a-Lago,” they write in lieu of a quote from anyone saying that directly.

Better keep expectations low for the Orange Slob to at last shed his mortal coil or finally be imprisoned by the time he’s 82 in 2028 (Kamala Harris still needs to win too). We’ll just arbitrarily put it at 30 percent likelihood that he’ll run again. That might even be too low. It really is up to him since both cosmic and earthly justice seem content to let it play out with voters. The GOP primary electorate sure as hell wouldn’t be going with anyone else unless Trump steps aside willingly.

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