The US Supreme Court on Friday tossed roadkill guy Robert F Kennedy Jr’s petition to get himself on the ballot in New York State, especially rich because it comes a week after the fucking freak’s petition to get off the ballot in Michigan was rejected by a federal circuit court too. If we had to guess he thinks he could’ve somehow helped Trump by splitting off votes in the Empire State but to call that a stretch would be giving him too much credit. At least the lawyers (probably) got paid.
In related news, Vanity Fair reports cucked Politico Playbook co-editor Ryan Lizza, whose now ex-fiancee Olivia Nuzzi’s career is at least temporarily imploded due to her sexting (possibly more) with Bobby Jr, had an “at times heated” phone call with Roadkill Guy after discovering the “relationship” between Nuzzi and Kennedy sometime before the Democratic National Convention last month.
Why Vanity Fair uses the DNC, rather than just “August,” as the temporal fixed point in the story is unclear. The breakup didn’t become public until Lizza announced it in Playbook this month.