Toni Blonicalewinsky, a former business or cocaine associate of Hunter Biden sat in the front row of the debate in Nashville tonight, invited as a special guest of President Trump. Bopaloobopbinky is supposedly very important because he knows a lot of stuff about how the mayor of China paid Biden $3.5 billion dollars for crack cocaine when Biden was still Vice President back in 2017, according to right wing sources who have read the Wall Street Journal article that was published on Tuesday or something.
Apparently however though this Wall Street Journal article about Troy Bubbledinky is not an article at all – it’s actually an opinion column – so that means the “facts” in it, including the laptop and the emails that were found at the repair shop in China owned by Burisma and emails are actually subjective statements by the writer and not, you know, actual facts.
What’s even more interesting is that the Tommy Buttkentucky guy wasn’t ever pointed to by President Trump during the debate. I don’t think the camera even showed his face. I’m struggling to understand why I should care about this guy when nobody can even explain clearly what his significance is. In conclusion, I don’t think we’ll be covering Timmy Bobafettsky any more here on National Zero. It’s all just way too difficult to spend any time or energy on.