Colorado and Texas cops investigating pedo Ali Alexander

Police in Colorado and Texas are investigating “Stop the Steal” douchebag activist Ali Akbar, aka Ali Alexander, for grooming underage boys and asking them for dick pics, the Daily Dot reports.

Breitbart laying the consciousness of guilt on a little thick

Argentinian judge opens investigation into Milei’s crypto fuckery

Hochul to make decision on removing Eric Adams soon

DHS Secretary warns migrants to leave now or face deportation

NYU College Republicans president forced out for heinous thoughtcrime of expressing sympathy for Barron Trump

Next lunar probe landing at fucking 3:45 am EST on a Sunday

Free speech champions triggered over silly Nintendo meme

Delta plane crashes and flips at Toronto airport

Wacky mix-up in Florida hate crime

Four NYC Deputy Mayors to resign

“Yes dummy”

Shareholders lose $2.4 billion because CEO wasn’t seen with Xi

Reich pressuring Romania to let sex traffickers off the hook

The Washington Post is lying about us sending non-criminals to Guantanamo but we’re totally sending them to Guantanamo

Suspect who “destroyed the men’s bathroom” in public park sought

MAGA assclown intros bill making Trumpmas a national holiday

Elon Musk nominates personal enforcer to serve as DC US Attorney

Regime fires a shit ton of FAA employees

Turley says Homan’s threats “undermine” Jaydee’s “high ground”

Capitol rioter’s lawyer argues Trump pardoned child porn crime too

Milei accused of crypto “rug pull” in criminal complaint

Weyland-Yutani has the talent to tackle the xenomorph crisis

First Trump appeal hits Supreme Court

New York City bodegas now selling “loosie” eggs

White House plan for eggs apparently just blaming Biden

Constitutional law expert insists skeletons writhing underground

“Nobody’s gonna take advantage of Donald Trump”

North Carolinian flood victim agrees FEMA should be abolished

Tom Homan too chickenshit to send ICE after AOC

Alabamans informed Trump costing them $100 heating grant

Daily reporting on ICE arrests now monthly to “conserve resources”

“Two powerful successful handsome men”

Full Hitler mode activated

Cranky shark finally snaps at obnoxious, selfie-taking tourist

NYC to sue Trump Regime over $80 million FEMA “clawback”

Orange Chickenshit lets Israel handle his Hamas ultimatum

National Zero Off-Topic Friday: The other real Morrie Kessler

Reich DOJ finally moves to dismiss charges against Adams

Deadly California Cybertruck crash (probably) teen driver’s fault

MAGA octogenarian pleads guilty to shooting Ralph Yarl

Violent eruption possible in Palin family’s backyard again

Orange Plague to order end to COVID-19 vax mandates in schools

Bove afraid of “scrutiny” of personally intervening in Adams case

Welsh Bitcoin dumbass now just trying to buy garbage dump

Congolese artist killed filming anti-war music video in war zone

“No one mentioned that residents – legal residents – were going to have to go through this”: Trump voting wife of abducted man

Eric Adams comes out as Homansexual

Corey Lewandowski rejected for DHS chief of staff job

Shoplifter achievement unlocked

AOC mocks Homan’s “criminal referral”