Low Energy Greg pardons murderous pedophile MAGA racist

Texas Governor Greg Abbott on Thursday officially pardoned racist piece of shit MAGA vigilante Daniel Perry, who had been sentenced to 25 years for the murder of white US Air Force veteran Garrett Foster during a July 2020 BLM protest in downtown Austin, the Texas Tribune reports.

With Perry now a free man, the paraplegic governor – unaffectionately nicknamed “Low Energy Greg” for his failures to provide adequate electricity for Texans – has fulfilled the orders of now-fired white nationalist TV host Tucker Carlson by pardoning a likely pedophile who texted friends about hunting “a negro daddy” and Muslims prior to murdering Foster.

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