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Team Kamala feeling good, Team Trump not so much

Convicted felon former President Trump has lately been “privately cranky and stressed, according to three people in contact with him, with a schedule marked by chronic lateness,” the New York Times reports from inside the Reich-in-waiting while Vice President Kamala Harris’s team are growing more optimistic by the day as the top of the hourglass empties inexorably, the veep energized by her raucous rally crowds and running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz telling people he would rather be him than couchfucker JD Vance as far as their respective positions in the race go.

Important to this is the early voting numbers that Trump fanboys are touting as a harbinger of a return of their Orange Fuhrer to power, numbers the Harris Campaign says are simply would-be Election Day voters turning out early for the fat fuck. Even better is the Times writing that “some close to Mr Trump worry that the push to label him a budding dictator who has praised Hitler could move small but potentially meaningful numbers of persuadable voters,” as if the “label” wren’t true.

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