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Team Orange files last motion to dismiss Manhattan conviction

Convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s team of shitbag lawyers on Tuesday put together a greatest hits album of their histrionic whining from over the years in what appears to be the final motion to dismiss the 34 count Manhattan conviction, a filing rife with phrases like “With respect to Presidential immunity, it would be egregious and unlawful for this Court10 hold the prospect of a 2029 sentencing over President Trump’s head while he continues hisservice to this Country,” “The exceedingly weak nature of DANYs evidence supports President Trump’s motion,” and “President Trump’s civic and financial contributions to this City and the Nation are too numerous to count.”

What happens next we don’t know. Ideally sentencing should be withheld until 2029. We shall see.

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