In a letter to the editor of the Tennesseean printed Wednesday, property owner William Scarbro of Bethpage, Tennessee writes “Just a comment, about all these drone sightings. The pundits say, do not shoot them down. Really? Personally, if i spotted a drone flying around my house or property, it would not be flying very long, since i would shoot it out of the air. Then, I would lay what might be left of it in the ditch of my front yard, hoping whatever person it belonged to would stop and collect their intrusive device. Then, we would be having a rather terse conversation. Keep your drones at home is my suggestion if you want to keep them. My home and property lines are my airspace. Not yours.” Copied verbatim from the Tennessean, who also appear to have copied verbatim the two occurrences of lowercase i that Mr Scarbro used to refer to himself in the first person.

You hear that Venezuela/Soros/NSA/World Economic Forum? Keep your surveillance drones the fuck out of the airspace over Willian Scarbro’s property in rural north central Tennessee or your foot soldiers will be forced to have a very terse and awkward conversation with him when they attempt to retrieve the remains of your precious flying terror. He already made it clear in the headline: “My Tennessee property is a drone-free zone.” This is non-negotiable. He’s not listening to your pundits pleading with him not to shoot them down. Drone-free zone or live fire zone. Your choice, commies.