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Josh Duggar pissing away family money in prison: report

Sources tell celebrity “news” site In Touch Weekly that former reality show star-turned-now-imprisoned convicted pedophile Josh Duggar has been pissing away his family’s money on designer sneakers and sunglasses via a special service federal inmates are permitted to order from.

“Truth is, Josh has been rescued by his folks so many times and he probably thinks he deserves the finer things,” the one source says of the Evangelical child pornography addict while he’s locked up on a 151-month bid. “[Dad] Jim Bob and [Mom] Michelle are sick with worry and Josh is guilting them even more into sending him cash so he can buy the luxuries that would otherwise be unavailable to him and live in style,” the source continued. Another said wait, there’s more, as Joshy is “shopping for bath supplies and expensive skin creams, books and magazines, candy, soda and other comforts,” through the regular prison commissary or the mail-order service.

“The other inmates don’t have what he has, and it just makes Josh look smug and entitled. It’s no secret he’s setting himself up for trouble from thieves and bullies who aren’t going to take his showing off lying down,” the second source continued, operating under the flawed assumption that Josh is in imminent danger of getting brutalized and all of his expensive shit taken from him.

Flawed because the fact that he’s walking around with this stuff in the first place should tell you at least several of the toughest, meanest sons of bitches inside haven’t already been taken care of from all the 19 Kids And Counting residuals and aren’t using the same fancy lotions and wearing the same footwear couture themselves. Hell those guys had to have been getting paid off from day one given the bullseyes painted on the backs of sick fucks like Duggar in the joint. Just ask Larry Nassar.

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