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Florida man brings knife to a gunfight, wins

A Florida man brought a knife to a gunfight and won early Sunday after an argument at a house party in Oak Hill, WFLA reports. Volusia County Sheriff’s officials said that at approximately 1:42 AM a man at the party fired a gun at the intended victim and missed, leading the other man to charge the shooter with a knife and stab him in the stomach. The terrible shot was airlifted to a nearby hospital, possibly indicating that the wound was extremely serious, maybe even life-threatening.

Damn that’s gotta fucking suck for him, especially if there’s permanent damage. He’s probably already looking at like at minimum a decade in the joint for attempted murder, time he may have to do in a wheelchair, maybe even paralyzed from the waist down. Worse, it’s entirely possible the intended victim wasn’t carrying the knife prior to the altercation, but simply grabbed it from a nearby birthday cake and plunged it into the shooter’s abdomen immediately after ducking the bullet.

The terrible shooter would almost be luckier if he dies of his injuries rather than have to live with other inmates asking him if the doctors got all the sprinkles and frosting out of the stab wound.

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