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“SAVE RUDY!”

The above headline encompasses the entirety of a Sunday afternoon Truth Social post by convicted felon President-Elect Trump, coming two days after a DC federal judge found alcoholic shitbrain former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani in contempt for continuing to defame former Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss. It was the second such finding that week as on Monday another federal judge in New York – Trump appointee Lewis Liman – had slapped Captain 9/11 with contempt for failing to turn over assets and discovery info to Freeman and Moss to satisfy the $148 million defamation judgment Rudy owes for falsely claiming the terrorized mother-daughter duo had been part of a vast conspiracy to rig the 2020 election against the fat orange fuck.

Too bad posting “SAVE RUDY!” is all Trump can do for his friend facing poverty and homelessness simply for standing up for America First during one of its darkest times. It’s not like Trump is close with an extremely wealthy individual who could spare $148 million quite easily. Or dozens more who could each contribute a portion of that amount, enough to cover the bill pretty quickly.

Nobody should however take Trump’s inability to reciprocate Rudy’s painful sacrifices as a sign that he won’t fulfill his promises to the American people to make their lives easier to afford. He’s not going to let a single one of his voters down now that he’s gotten a second chance.

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