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Newsom to go full-pole on Monday, for obvious reasons

California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office tells Fox News that he’s ordering the US flag at the state Capitol raised to full height on Inauguration Day next week, a move the propaganda network notes makes him the “only Democratic governor to issue the directive, which comes as Southern California is ravaged by catastrophic wildfires,” without fully articulating that obvious connection.

It doesn’t take a PhD in political science to conclude there’s zero chance Newsom would have ordered this if he did not need to appease the Orange God Emperor. It’s a necessary evil to help ensure that the fat fuck doesn’t veto or otherwise block the federal aid to rebuild the wide swaths of the Los Angeles area that are still burning. It should be so obvious to the MSM that’s what’s happening here that they lead with that takeaway, that the actual story is about the fat fuck’s ego being vulnerable to such petty bullshit acts of supplication rather than the act of petty bullshit supplication itself the way Fox News did. That the position of the flag is all it takes.

Even Fox News seems to know it, otherwise they wouldn’t have mentioned the fires.

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