DeSantis appoints AG Ashley Moody to replace Rubio

Heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Thursday announced he will be appointing mentally unstable Attorney General Ashley Moody to replace former (?) Senator and soon-to-be-US Secretary of State Marco Rubio as half of the Sunshine State’s team of assholes in the chamber.

What happened between when Lara Trump said she was interested and then walked that back would be interesting to learn, specifically in what way DeSantis told her to fuck off and stop asking.

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