Colorado Dem helpfully points MAGA constituents to where they can get reimbursed for airfare and accomodations for inauguration

5/ If you believe you should receive a refund, please contact the President-elect at https://t.co/KVdevsVfct.

— Rep. Jason Crow (@RepJasonCrow) January 18, 2025

Spoiler alert: The “FAQ” page at t47inaugural.com says nothing about refunds for money spent to attend the event they’re no longer invited to. And they’re not happy about getting fucked over.

The looks on their faces when they were told… Love the “So we’re not gonna see it in person? I don’t like it. We came all the way from Oklahoma. We might as well stayed home and watched it on TV. It sucks. We have farms. We don’t get to not feed the cows cause it’s cold.”

This lady from Montana says 15 degrees would be “balmy” and she was ready.

And this is fucking hilarious for more than just the butthurt from these two clowns: These were the guys who Jussie Smollett paid to beat the shit out of him. Now they’re “relatively new” Trump fans.

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