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Orange Chickenshit lets Israel handle his Hamas ultimatum

“Hamas has just released three Hostages from GAZA, including an American Citizen. They seem to be in good shape! This differs from their statement last week that they would not release any Hostages. Israel will now have to decide what they will do about the 12:00 O’CLOCK, TODAY, DEADLINE imposed on the release of ALL HOSTAGES. The United States will back the decision they make!” wrote convicted felon President Trump in a Saturday morning post on his lame Twitter clone.

The post comes five days after the fat fuck responded to Hamas suspending the hostage releases by telling reporters “Well, I would say this, and I’m going to let that be because that’s Israel’s decision, but as far as I’m concerned, if all of the hostages aren’t returned by Saturday at 12 o’clock, I think it’s an appropriate time, I would say cancel it and all bets are off and let hell break out. I’d say they ought to be returned by 12 o’clock on Saturday. And if they’re not returned – all of them, not in dribs and drabs, not two and one and three and four and two, Saturday at 12 o’clock. And after that, I would say all hell is going to break out. And I don’t think they’re going to do it. I think a lot of them are dead. I think a lot of the hostages are dead,” emphasis added on the non-specifying in which time zone the deadline applied and the insistence that all of the remaining hostages be released.

It’s already mid-afternoon in Jerusalem, so he probably actually meant 12 PM Eastern in the United States. Either way it’s pretty on-brand how the orange pussy writes “Israel will now have to decide what they will do” about Hamas failing to meet the deadline Trump himself “imposed on the release of ALL HOSTAGES,” all but admitting outright that he’s not going to be ordering the US military to start bombing Gaza and that he was full of shit the whole time. Real tough guy, that Donald Trump.

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