The Israeli Foreign Ministry on Tuesday announced their approval of convicted felon President Trump’s absolutely batshit “Gaza Riviera” plan, rejecting an alternative $53 billion Egyptian proposal to rebuild the ruined territory without displacing anyone, NBC News reports.
Now this wasn’t so much “fuck yeah, let’s do it” from the Israeli Foreign Affairs Ministry, but more of a non-commital endorsement, saying Trump’s plan to have bearded belly dancers entertain vacationers on the beach an “opportunity for the Gazans to have free choice based on their free will,” and that it “should be encouraged.”