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Orange Caesar purposely avoided press on Friday

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions anonymously tell CNN that the fat fuck really was avoiding the media on Friday as the stock market went to shit in reaction to his suicidal tariff policy, the closest he could get to “message discipline” to avoid making shit worse.

“The president isn’t guided by the market, but of course he watches it like everyone else,” an adviser told CNN. A second one said the Orange Slob is sticking to the destructive and fucking stupid policy as it’s just one part of his broader economic plan. “But another person who is in touch with the president said he is getting close to his threshold for withstanding drops in the market,” CNN writes.

Whether that third person is just huffing hopium or even intentionally sandbagging is unclear though one would hope this specific bit of news doesn’t get to Wall Street and investors take it as an opportunity to “buy the dip” so then there’s that stupid “dead cat bounce.” Then Donald interprets that as a sign of renewed confidence which prolongs this shitshow. There’s probably going to be a recovery day early next week either way, but the smaller and weaker it is the better.

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