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Rubio says US will “move on” no Ukraine ceasefire in next few days

Pussy ass bitch Secretary if State Marco Rubio on Friday told reporters that the US is “now reaching a point where we need to decide whether” a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine “is even possible or not,” DW reports. “We need to figure out here now, within a matter of days, whether this is doable in the short term, because if it’s not, then I think we’re just going to move on,” Rubio continued, admitting the failure and impotence that has defined his career in government. “If it is, we’re in. If it’s not, then… we have other priorities to focus on as well.” L-O-fucking-L.

Well go ahead and scratch that Trump campaign promise to end the war between Russia and Ukraine. Not the “within the first 24 hours” part, that was scratched roughly 2,087 hours ago.

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