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Happy 80th birthday in Hell to the patron saint of MAGA

On this day in history 80 years ago the original inspiration behind the MAGA movement shot himself dead in a bunker underneath Berlin as Soviet troops stormed into the city, the capital to a nation utterly devastated after six years of a war that Adolf Hitler himself had started.

Hitler’s self-inflicted end was no comfort to the few who had opposed his rule, they had suffered just as badly at the hands of the Allies and the Russians as those who did. Keep that in mind if and when you’re ever tempted to embrace the blackpill of enjoying the ruin Trump has wrought.

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