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Israel still attacked Iran

IDF aircraft on Tuesday still struck one military target inside Iran in retaliation for the broken ceasefire even after convicted felon President Trump commanded them not to and claimed that the planes had turned around, Axios reports on the outcome of the frantic rage from the longshot Nobel Peace Prize contender’s profane outburst. In fairness, the IDF severely limited the scope of their intended attack, as they had planned to bomb the shit out of Tehran, until Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu relayed Trump’s command to his pilots, allowing just the lone performative strike.

“In the end, it was decided to significantly scale back the strike, cancel the attack on a large number of targets and strike only one radar system outside of Tehran,” an Israeli official said.

A Trump minion told Axios that the Orange God Emperor had expressed to Netanyahu in “an exceptionally firm and direct way” his displeasure with the planned counterstrike. Which means he probably called Netanyahu “a stupid cunt” given that he screamed “fuck” on camera just minutes earlier. “The president told Netanyahu what needed to happen to sustain the ceasefire. The prime minister understood the severity of the situation and the concerns President Trump expressed,” the minion added about the severity of Donald’s need to pretend there’s peace in the Middle East.

Donald later told reporters on Air Force One that he doesn’t want to see regime change in Iran because that would cause “chaos” in the region, which is weird because he was pro-regime change on Sunday when he posted that it’s “not politically correct to use the term” and thus MAGA.

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