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“I have asked the Justice Department to release all Grand Jury testimony with respect to Jeffrey Epstein, subject only to Court Approval. With that being said, and even if the Court gave its full and unwavering approval, nothing will be good enough for the troublemakers and radical left lunatics making the request. It will always be more, more, more. MAGA!” posted Jeffrey Epstein’s close friend on Saturday, realizing that he created these expectations and is stuck in a trap of his own making.

The fat bastard then lied about a different matter. “All three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed and/or OBLITERATED. It would take years to bring them back into service and, if Iran wanted to do so, they would be much better off starting anew, in three different locations, prior to those sites being obliterated, should they decide to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” Trump wrote, evidently keen on giving the Iranians unsolicited strategic advice.

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